Horrifying revelation c/o
Allie hates alliteration! This is terrible – I’m ALL ABOUT alliteration! It’s somewhere between punning and rhyming, that sweet spot between dorkiness and cleverness that feels just right. Now I will never become her Padawan. I mean, I'm not usually good enough to get the hat-trick trifecta that is typically thought of when one thinks about alliteration -- if one ever does -- but I love the twinsies shit that she specifically maligns in red above; oh the horror!
I also love toast. This is going to be a rough relationship.