Allie’s Anti-Alliteration Attack OR: When Idols Fall OR: Maybe This Isn't As Personal As It Feels

Horrifying revelation c/o 

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/01/trust-me-youd-want-your-dead-goat-back.html

Allie hates alliteration! This is terrible – I’m ALL ABOUT alliteration! It’s somewhere between punning and rhyming, that sweet spot between dorkiness and cleverness that feels just right. Now I will never become her Padawan. I mean, I'm not usually good enough to get the hat-trick trifecta that is typically thought of when one thinks about alliteration -- if one ever does -- but I love the twinsies shit that she specifically maligns in red above; oh the horror!

I also love toast. This is going to be a rough relationship.