Anecdotes of one Hawaii-girl's fury, humor and warmth in a cold cold world
Monday, March 25, 2013
One Of Those Ecard Daze: Smartphone God
It's been one of those days; one of those dazes. There's many ways to measure the success of your endless day before the keyboard, many of them with the dry wit of someecards. Here's mine:
Oh, man - without its timers, calendars, countdowns, alerts, and list functions, I probably would not be able to function as an adult outside of an assisted-living facility. Thank you, smartphone, for being the organizational mastermind I never will be.
It's almost time for my upgrade. AKA my smart phone is two years old. AkA it's useless. so, I hardly use the piece of junk anymore. holding out for the iPhone 5s. Because we all know the day I buy the 5 the 5s will come out the next day.
It's probably a good thing I don't have a smart phone, since it wouldn't have a smart user to operate it. Certainly not a God!
ReplyDeleteIts wealth of intelligence makes for the dearth of mine...so, maybe less of a god, and more of a hyperbolically satisfied customer. :P
DeleteThere are days where I find my smartphone to be incredibly handy...but I'd say 90% of the time I wish I didn't have a phone at all.
ReplyDeleteOh, man - without its timers, calendars, countdowns, alerts, and list functions, I probably would not be able to function as an adult outside of an assisted-living facility. Thank you, smartphone, for being the organizational mastermind I never will be.
DeleteYES. This is perfect. All of it. Daze day.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost time for my upgrade. AKA my smart phone is two years old. AkA it's useless.
ReplyDeleteso, I hardly use the piece of junk anymore.
holding out for the iPhone 5s. Because we all know the day I buy the 5 the 5s will come out the next day.